Why a physicist should speak at your funeral (via IFLS on Facebook)
i loved it on facebook i love it on here. <3
Why a physicist should speak at your funeral (via IFLS on Facebook)
i loved it on facebook i love it on here. <3
If you have any leftover hard-boiled eggs, you can recreate this bit of fluid dynamical fun. Spin the egg through a puddle of milk, and you’ll find that the egg draws liquid up from the puddle and flights it out in a series of jets. As the egg spins, it drags the milk it touches with it. Points closer to the egg’s equator have a higher velocity because they travel a larger distance with each rotation. This variation in velocities creates a favorable pressure gradient that draws milk up the sides of the egg as it spins, creating a simple pump. To see the effect in action check out this Science Friday video or the BYU Splash Lab’s Easter-themed video. (Photo credit: BYU Splash Lab)
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woah bill chill out
i actually love bill nye a little bit more now actually like holy shit.
SCIENCE, BITCHES.
who better to do it than BILL FUCKING NYE.
Bill Nye, the motherfucking science guy
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So what exactly are you?
I could answer that and sound like I know what I'm talking about, but honestly I have no clue.
Nobody knew if you really existed. You were like the unicorn of particles. How does it feel to finally be recognized?
It's kind of annoying. Do you know how they found me? They took a couple of douchebag protons, smashed them together and sent me flying to who knows where. I'll have you know that I was taking a nap. I was having an awesome dream too. An up quark and a down quark were making out. Then I came in dressed as a pizza delivery particle. I'm all like, "Did someone order a large sausage?" Things got steamy and I increased their mass... if you know what I mean. Also... there was this other quark in the corner just watching us. He was pretty strange.
So you determine the mass of everything in the universe. I don't suppose you could help me drop a few pounds.
Dude, I am not a weight loss solution. I am a particle that informs all of creation.
That's a bit pretentious, don't you think?
Is this some kind of smear job? I was at the big bang. I helped create you and I can uncreate you just as easily.
You think pretty highly of yourself. You have quite the god complex.
Actually...
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No road, no trail can penetrate this forest. The long and delicate branches of its trees lie everywhere, choking space with their exuberant growth. No sunbeam can fly a path tortuous enough to navigate the narrow spaces between these entangled branches. All the trees of this dark forest grew from 100 billion seeds planted together. And, all in one day, every tree is destined to die.
This forest is majestic, but also comic and even tragic. It is all of these things. Indeed, sometimes I think it is everything. Every novel and every symphony, every cruel murder and every act of mercy, every love affair and every quarrel, every joke and every sorrow — all these things come from the forest.
How mapping neurons could reveal how experiences affect mental wiring by Sebastian Seung
wut
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The Oatmeal has a lot to say about Tesla
ILU NIKOLA TESLA ♥ You will never be forgotten. Edison was a hack. You were a genius.
Yes this. All this.
Brb having a geek moment.
Reblogging again.
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Scientists by Tomas Muller
With the intention of depicting science as the true adventure and worthy pursuit it is, Tomas created this series as a promotion for the Charles University’s Faculty of Science in Prague. These Titans of ginormous stature are each a visual representation of an area of science: biology, geography, chemistry, and geology. I’ll let you figure out which Titan is which, after all, you should already know this stuff. But before you ask: the Titan representing the science of pizzamaking was, sadly, omitted.